Cool dude in a nice new RCV is held up by the sheep on the road .
Intrigued, as are all city people by the paradoxes of the scene ( low technology , doing same old same old dirty work for nothing , still smiling ) he offers to help the poor peasant using the mass of technology in his car...... and do some trading ( as is the way of the world in the city )
" If I guess correctly tell you how many sheep you have ......will you let me have one?
He gets out his computer dials up Google Earth , zooms in using a app , does some triangulation and wow there is the number "215" in the mob .
"Wow" the shepherd says "thats right" and things move on
If I guess correctly what you do for a living , can we do another trade ? shepherd says
Straight up the shepherd says " Consultant -----" . "How did you work that out?
Firstly , you think you know what i need , second you tell me something I already know , Thirdly you wanna be paid for such waste and you don't know what I need to know ; You get lost in the numbers and can't even name the pieces in the game
As for the reward you took ........can I have my dog back ?
No actual sheep were manhandled in this encounter